Sir, you are an imposter and a fraud.
...but I like the way you think.
The REAL Kotick has spoken.
MEOWTH, DAT'S RIGHT!
Over 20 million bought Modern Warfare 2, the pinnacle of FPS franchises.
I, Robert Kotick, am not bored like my consumers. I'm too busy counting my stacks.
I'm just posting here to add tension.
After you're done with Medal of Honor, be sure to check out my latest and greatest, Call of Duty: Black Ops. After which, I'll disband Treyarch and keep the money all to myself.
I, the great Kotick, do not agree with bubble fishing.
My highly successful Call of Duty franchise proved that first.
You'll be happy to know that I will be pressuring MS to drop the price of the 360, much like I did Sony for the PS3.
Such a shame that EA doesn't follow my business model.
You'll be happy to know that whatever your motion control choice, I'll be there to rape your wallet.
No, it's obviously ME who is ruining gaming.
That's almost as awful a deal as our overpriced Guitar Hero and Tony Hawk controllers.
Still waiting for those Magic Words.
"Thanks Robert Kotick for making Sony cut the price!"
And it's all thanks to me that the PS3's price was dropped. I expect you to thank me by buying our next 10 Guitar Hero games.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm terribly late to get Brutal Legend cancelled.
I'm still waiting on my Thank You for forcing Sony to price cut.
Now will you buy my peripherals?
Sony, you have done well to listen to my advice for a price cut. With that extra cash, everyone will buy my overpriced peripherals.
And remember, with that extra cash you save from the PS3 purchase (You can thank me later for forcing Sony to cut their prices), be sure to buy Tony Hawk: RIDE for only 130 US Dollars.
Obviously it will sell nowhere near as well as our hotly anticipated game, Generic Wargame 1.5.
Muhahahahahaha